June 2012
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Anonymous asked: Downtown Blüdhaven and police are baffled. 12 unlocked boxes are found scattered through an elementary school playground. 6 are identical to the one Tim found in Gotham. The other 6 are too, but painted solid blue. Officers cleared the area. One officer opened a red box and lost a hand in the explosion. 11 boxes remain. 5 contain grenades wired to blow on movement. The other 6 contain dead...
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konstantawesome:
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Kon nodded and shifted the shorter teen in his arms, then carried him swiftly back into the men’s room they had entered in. It was mercifully empty, so he kicked off from the ground and flew out the skylight, and set down a few buildings away where the music was less assaulting on the ears.
“Alright Timmy.” He gently shook his friend’s...
May 2012
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Anonymous asked: A medium sized steel box painted red with a picture of a Robin painted in black on its lid is left in front of a statue at Gotham University. The box is padlocked. Inside the box is a bloody jambiya. DNA analysis will reveal the blood to belong to Mia Queen whose body was recently discovered in Metropolis. Criminal forensics will determine this to be the murder weapon used to kill her. No note, no...
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A little wrong, a little fun @3rd-robinsthecharm
konstantawesome:
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“I know Tim, we will soon.” Kon leaned in closer so only Tim could hear him. “You wouldn’t happened to have brought some, i dunno, bat-antidote for all date-rape drugs? Because otherwise you’re gonna have to go to hospital and talk to the police, and they’re gonna find out we’re under 21.”
“Mhmmm.” He recognized that voice, despite the...
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Tim’s vitals were weird. Kon should have picked up on it sooner, should have acted on it quicker, but he felt slow and sluggish and he couldn’t quite think straight. The lights and noises were overwhelming, and then suddenly Tim pushed him away and was gone, leaving Kon to stare at the spot where he...
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Anonymous asked: 21, 48, 49
The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme
zatanna-annataz:
Send me some numbers, and I will tell you:
What does their bedroom look like?
Do they have any daily rituals?
Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
Eating habits and sample daily menu
Favorite way to waste time and feelings...
Anonymous asked: If you could go back in time 5 years what would you tell yourself
Anonymous asked: what has been your most embarrassing moment on the teen titans?
Anonymous asked: ever 'accidently' take any sexy pictures of someone while stalking them?
Anonymous asked: How many times a week do you jerk off?
Anonymous asked: Are you a virgin?
Anonymous asked: TMI Tuesday! Favorite sex position?
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Don't talk to me about Batman fans!
Me: I love Batman!
My Sister: ME TOO!
Me: IKR? Like in the book, Hush? My goodness I was kept on my toes throughout the whole thing!
My Sister: ...
Me: and I seriously cried when Bane broke his back, and every time I see crowbars, and fingerstripes are so f***ing hot.
My Sister: ... What?
Me: Don't you read the comics?
My Sister: No, comics are retarded.
Me: Um... do you watch the animated series? Do you know how many Robin's there were ever?
My Sister: No I only like that hot guy who plays in the Dark Knight and there was only 1 Robin. Everyone knows that.
Me: ...
My Sister: ...
Me: Have you seen Holy Musical B@man?
My Sister: What's that.
Me thinks: *not a real batman fan*
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It's TMI Tuesday Guys! →
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konstantawesome:
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Tim’s vitals were weird. Kon should have picked up on it sooner, should have acted on it quicker, but he felt slow and sluggish and he couldn’t quite think straight. The lights and noises were overwhelming, and then suddenly Tim pushed him away and was gone, leaving Kon to stare at the spot where he used to be.
“Tim?” He tried yelling over...
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Hey, Clark!
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flylikearobin:
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“Oh…” Tim groaned, lifting himself off of Dick and extending his hand to help him up. He looked down, a little sad. “Sorry, Dick… You, uh… saved me. Thanks”
Dick grumbled and reached up for Tim’s hand. ”Yeah, you’re welcome, little brother!” He pulled him back down to the ground, grabbing him in a bear hug.
...
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thatdbeweird reblogged your post: thatdbeweird started following you Hello!
Hi! You’re wonderful!
No, I’m really not. Just you’re average teenage hero, you know ;)
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yellowskinnedwackyman:
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Jack, how’s it hanging?
I’m good Tim, how’s the whole Space Ghost thing goin’?
*shrugs* You know how it is. Kicking inter-stellar butt and taking names.
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boyofbeasts:
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Gar! Good to see you here!
Timmy! How are you doing?
*grumbles at the name but shakes it off* Good. I just got back so I’m still trying to figure things out.
Ah, yeah, sure I know how that goes. I’d help but, I hardly know what is going on here anymore. So *pats his back* Good luck...
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boyofbeasts:
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Gar! Good to see you here!
Timmy! How are you doing?
*grumbles at the name but shakes it off* Good. I just got back so I’m still trying to figure things out.
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Gar! Good to see you here!
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spadesandpigtails reblogged your post: spadesandpigtails reblogged your post:…
That sounds bore-in. Yer a bore.
Sorry to disappoint you
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spadesandpigtails reblogged your post: spadesandpigtails reblogged your post:…
[shrugs] I dunno. Cus I’m da only one up?
*sighs and scratches the back of his head, making something up* Fine, I was in Paris with my girlfriend *none of which was true but she didn’t know that*
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ouo Why nnnoooooooootttt?!
*flinches at her screeching* What on Earth made you think I would?
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W’ere ya been?
You see, Harleen. That was an actually funny joke. Because, there’s no way I’d tell you.
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konstantawesome:
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Kon laughed and made an affirmative noise, following Tim out onto the dance floor. It was one of his favourite songs, and he danced excitedly while laughing and looking at Tim, glad that he was finally starting to loosen up and allow himself to have more fun.
Tim swayed a bit in the crowd, not...
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spadesandpigtails reblogged your post: spadesandpigtails started following you Harleen…
Oh look, it’s mah favorite lil birdie. How yeh doin’ Condomhead?
Better than ever, now that I’m back. *refuses to rise to her bait*
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thatdbeweird started following you
Hello!
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hotheadedlantern started following you
*is unsure of how to approach the infamous Lantern so he gazes from afar, only giving a slight nod of recognition*
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itsthelettere:
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Nigma… Riddle me this:
Why am I not surprised?
Little bird, I’m honestly PLEASED to see you, truly. Of all of Batman’s shall we say, personal aviary, you are the most promising.
Let the games begin.
Let them
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spadesandpigtails started following you
Harleen Quinzel. Good to see you spending some quality time away from your boyfriend
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itsthelettere started following you
Nigma… Riddle me this:
Why am I not surprised?
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notarobinhood:
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Hey! How’s it hanging, Roy?
[text] Hey look, it’s Malcolm in the middle. :3 How’s it going Timmy? A bit detained at the moment. Excuse my l33t sp34k, xD
Detained? That’s no fun. Sorry to hear that.
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Hey W- *sputters because Wally is gone before he can finish saying hi*
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notarobinhood started following you
Hey! How’s it hanging, Roy?
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gothamsknight:
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“Batman. It’s… uh.” Tim tones down his excitement. “I’m back.”
“Welcome back, Red Robin. How has the League been treating you?”
“Well… I’ve been here for a day and Dick’s attack hugged me and Steph’s threatened to kidnap me… I haven’t seen Damian yet but I think he’s...
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yellowskinnedwackyman started following you
Jack, how’s it hanging?
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itssupergirlbitch started following you
Miss Kara. How are you?
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A little wrong, a little fun @3rd-robinsthecharm
konstantawesome:
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Kon laughed and made an affirmative noise, following Tim out onto the dance floor. It was one of his favourite songs, and he danced excitedly while laughing and looking at Tim, glad that he was finally starting to loosen up and allow himself to have more fun.
Tim swayed a bit in the crowd, not really using any dance move but just, wiggling...
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konstantawesome:
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“Like lemonade! It’s really yummy, try it.” He held the drink out to Tim, directing to straw to Tim’s lips. The fast dance music had been temporarily replaced by a slower beat, so the clubgoers were staring to crowd the bar in droves. A particular loud (Drunk) group pushed their way to the center of...
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konstantawesome:
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“Like lemonade! It’s really yummy, try it.” He held the drink out to Tim, directing to straw to Tim’s lips. The fast dance music had been temporarily replaced by a slower beat, so the clubgoers were staring to crowd the bar in droves. A particular loud (Drunk) group pushed their way to the center of the bar, knocking Kon off balance. He...
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konstantawesome:
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Kon stopped dancing so Tim could get a proper grip. A few people glanced in their direction, seeing two guys dancing together in a straight club being pretty uncommon, but the crowd was so dense they mostly went unnoticed. Superboy smiled down at his friend; Tim’s expression was adorable and awkward,...